Like...Totally... I'm sooo popular...

quek: ok guys, tonight on the like totally, i'm sooooo popular show, we got a really, hot chick tonight. no, that hot chick isn't me, although i really am popular.... like totally.... so let's give a like totally welcome to the like totally popular chick...omg... miss tan... arrrgh.....

tan: hi, omg, i totally can't believe i'm on the ....

quek and tan: LIKE TOTALLY I'M SOOOOO POPULAR SHOW..... ARRRGH....

quek: so ms tan, how does it feel to be on the like totally i'm so popular show...?

tan: like totally, totally COOL. cos it like totally describes me.

quek: why?

tan: cos, i'm like... so popular, and that's like... so totally true!

quek: totally!

tan: totally!

quek: totally!

tan: totally!

quek and tan: ARRRGH....!!!!

quek: so, tan, pls tell us all here, how come you're so like totally popular?

tan: omg, i like so totally predicted you were gonna ask that question! i must be, like, psychic or something.

quek: totally...

tan: so yeah, one of the reasons why i'm like so totally popular, is because i'm always outstanding, outperforming and out having fun.

quek: whoa, that's really like super way out there, so how do you do that?

tan: well, i'm glad you asked. i'm like totally achieving my best in everything i do. and i have like soooooooo much fun doing it.

quek: really?

tan: like totally... i mean like you know i have a boyfriend....

quek: yes, we all know. and i'm like soooo totally jealous of you.

tan: yeah his name's lee and we like so totally spend all our time together. i mean, yeah i manage to play music with him, play sports with him, and you know like serve him everyday with my totally like totally BIG BIG BIG....

quek: yes, tan, we all know u have like totally BIG....

tan: PASSION! cos i'm like so seriously seriously and totally cross my heart and hope to die committed to lee and i've got the lee spirit allllllll over me. u know he's like the coolest guy i ever know. ad like ya that's what the lee spirit is all about.... without like the lee spirit, i would, like totally totally die. cos my passion is to like serve him. and him alone. and he loves me for doing that.

quek: wow. u must be like totally the happiest chick alive.

tan: like totally.... and u know i'm sooooo freaking committed to him that many times i like stayed over at his house so late that his like parents came home. and we were like totally "SHIT!", and i was like totally, "i've got to climb out from the back gate, man."

quek: omg, u climbed out the back gate from his house? omg omg omg.... that must be like soooo totally cool. how many of us actually get to climb the back gate like tan eh? how many? doesn't that like so totally describe her PASSION for her like totally cool boyfriend?

tan: like totally!

quek: totally!

tan: totally!

quek: totally!

quek and tan: ARRRGHHHH....!!!!

tan (crying): omg... i'm really really so like totally happy.... i feel like i'm so totally blessed to have such a realy cool relationship with my mondo-super-cool boyfriend, lee. i mean like i've climbed his gate and and alll.... omg... i mean like all those losers who like, don't really know lee are all like fugly bitches.... cos they will never truly feel like the lee spirit i feel, and u know like the lee years are like the best years of our lives, and we should all cherish our lee years cos he's like sooooo totally wayyy cool... and i really feel sorry for those losers, who have never experienced and real happiness like i have.

quek: omg, tan, that's like soooo totally touching, i'm... i'm almost... gonna cry....

tan: let it all out, quek, u and i like totally have the lee spirit and that's like so totally alll we're ever gonna need to get thru life...

quek (crying and fanning herself with her hands): ....sob....that's like....sob.... so like....sob.....totally....like soooo totally true.....

quek (wiping her tears): so thanks again tan, for coming on the like totally i'm soooo popular show..... see u again soon.... i hope u and lee like continue to make countless treasured memories that will like totally last forever....

tan: like totally....