I feel so dam narcissistic....

ok, it's ironic. i have to become everything i hate. u know, for our A level cert, we have to write about our top 2 achievements, and blow it out of proportion. haha, here's the crap i wrote:

"International Science School

Mark had successfully competed against hundreds of students to clinch a place in the prestigious fully MOE-sponsored international science attachment. He represented Singapore in a two-week International Science School (ISS) held in Sydney in July 2005. The ISS had participants from 9 different countries and has seen numerous eminent professors and lecturers contributing to the highly enriching event. Throughout the event, Mark made many international friends, pursued his interest in science, broadened his world-view and gained invaluable exposure.

Physics Olympiad

Mark was truly challenged in his participating in the Physics Olympiad. Having to master the entire Physics syllabus was a daunting task, but Mark rose to the occasion. In doing so, he demonstrated a great capability for independent learning as well as a strong determination driven by his great passion for Physics and related fields. For his efforts, he represented the College and clinched a Bronze medal in the Singapore Physics Olympiad. This outstanding result won him a place in the training team for the International Physics Olympiad, and he continued to work hard for during his months of intensive training. Although Mark did not eventually manage to qualify for the final team, those months of training alongside the elite Physics team has benefited him very much."

ok. so i've perfected the skill of making something out of nothing. let's try more. here r my other top achievements (well, at least in my imagination).

Member of 369 gang

Mark has demonstrated top leaderhip potential as a charismatic member of the 369 gang. He has planned many gang fights and drawn much graffitti, contributing to the creative atmosphere in the nieghbourhood. He has also said a record of 579 "fucks", 367 "cheebye" and 75 "KKNBCCB", demonstrating his great passion for the gang and its illustrious use of foul language.

Cleaning the toilet seat

Befor shitting in a public toilet, Mark never fails to take a piece of toilet paper and wipe the seat. This has demonstrated his immense capacity for cleaniness, and his undying concern for the environment. He shows great potential in being a future Minister of the Environment, because of his passion for shit and it's related fields. For his efforts, he was awarded with a prestigous clean ass.

Drinking Coffee

Mark strives to do the best in everything he pursues. Today, he drank a cup of coffee. Not only did he drink it, he also sipped it slowly and savoured the aroma, even though it was just 3-in-1 coffee. He displays a passion unseen in so many promising young candidates and coffee drinkers, and will go far in pursuing his coffee-related dreams. This heroic, awe-inspinring and tear-jearking epic saga of how a man is faced with a daunting cup of coffee, drinks it, and overcomes the insurmountable adversity of drinking coffee, is the stuff of legends. Mark's lifetime goal is to drink a can of Red Bull before he turns 30.

haha. maybe i should put those as my top 3 achievements instead...

kiss my prestigous clean ass.