I have photographic evidence of students who don't see themselves as students but as sex symbols

eh, hello, uncle. how u doing today?

i'm not happy thank u very much. u r the principal of that school?

yes. and we're always so very proud of all our lovely students.

u know, i have a complain to make. i've caught your students wearing the uniform with the skirt too short.

well, u know our students... always so charming and sometimes annoying. they'll always be so funky, cos that's what makes our school.

oh really? i have photographic evidence. and i have sent it to your precious Minister. and i told him that your school is not teaching them proper moral values. they don't see themsleves as students, but as sex symbols.

WHAT?!!! ok. u know, now i feel our light-handed methods don't work. we must adopt a more heavy-handed approach. i totally feel that we have had the wrong philosophy. i mean, what kind of shitty school policy can allow our students to send the wrong message to my good friend the minister?

hmm. now u get it.

u know what mister? can i see the photos for myself?

sure. i've kept the original copies with me. come into my house.

ok thanks. eh, u live by yourself ah? this place is pretty cramped.

ya what to do? no woman wants me. sometimes it gets pretty lonely.

so where are the photos?

oh right over there. they're on my bed.

those under the lubricating lotion is it?

ya ya. those.

ohhhh wow. from where did u take these? how did u get such high resolution.

oh. let me show u my camera. it's the state-of-the-art with zooming telescoping lens. can see anything from the comfort of my room.

anything?

yes, anything.

hmmm... ya ya, i agree. all these girls skirts are way too short. i'm so sorry u had to see our girls like this. but there's a problem. how can i punish these girls if u never take their face, only take their legs?

oh don't worry. i'll personally come to your school and identify them. i'll do anything so that our schools will be filled with girls who dress decently, even if i have to deal with them personally, in my own special way.

oh, u can't count this one. she's not wearing school uniform. i mean, ya of course she shows a bit more skin than others-- she's bathing what...

ok la ok la. i'll just keep that one for myself. but the rest are incriminating evidence!

ok i'm sooo sorry ah, mister. when it comes to my schools reputation, i won't let anything stand in the way. u're welcome to take pictures anytime from now on bcos i'll address this problem by tmr. ok i gotta go now. i'll just help u throw away these old bottles of lubricating lotion on my way out...

ok thx, principal. oh, while u're at it, can u help me plug in that vibrating device? oh ya... gimme back my pictures. they're not for u to keep. i've cced the email i sent to the Minister to u already so u have a copy.

ok, here u go. bye.

bye.